Executive Briefings NARRATIVE

Stories invented from the numbers — peaks, dominance, geography, concentration, and the one data-quality landmine every analyst must see.

Geographic Chaos Map LEAFLET

Bubble markers sized by incident count. Cities preferred; counties when city text was absent. Unknown place-names skipped rather than hallucinated onto the peninsula.

Filing Timeline LINE · AREA

Dated corpus only (excludes the January 2000 undated legacy block). Area shows cumulative modern filings; line shows monthly pulse.

Taxonomy Arsenal DONUT · TREEMAP · RADAR

Official FloriDum categories. Weapon of Choice dominates volume; Hold My Beer dominates mean absurdity.

Publisher Concentration BAR · HORIZONTAL

Long-tail media: locals, wires, platforms. Top outlets vs. the swamp of one-offs.

Seasonality Heatmap & Month Bars MATRIX · BAR

Category × calendar month (full public corpus). Companion bars use dated-only seasonality.

Absurdity Laboratory SCATTER · POLAR · BUCKETS

Volume vs. mean absurdity by category; score distribution; polar volume profile.

Boardroom Rankings TABLES