Only in Florida The birthday edition
Born to
be wild.
Florida wild.
Somewhere in Florida, someone made your birthday everybody else's problem. Find the public filings. Meet your match.
Florida Man Killed Friend With An Ax For Not Returning His Jaguar Suv On Time
Florida Man Arrested In Sting Operation Identifies Himself As A Ucf Employee
Cedar Rapids Police Arrest Florida Man Sexting With Decoy Minor
Florida Man Dressed In G String And Sneakers Arrested After Allegedly Masturbating In Target Parking Lot
Florida Man Arrested For Burglary After Hiding Under Couples Bed
Central Florida Man Crashes On Highway While Applying Deodorant Fhp Says
Florida Man Allegedly Hid A Camera In The Bathroom At His Doggy Day Care Business
Zookeepers. Night-shift cooks. HOA royalty. Explore the cards, then find your birthday match ↗
No. 03 · Aquatic Adventures
Pier Lifeguard, Off Duty
Whistle. Zinc nose. Zero jurisdiction.
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No. 04 · Aquatic Adventures
Marina Charter Captain
The Coast Guard keeps RSVPing.
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No. 06 · Nature vs Florida Man
Storm-Chaser Neighbor
A hurricane is a scheduling conflict.
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No. 07 · Nature vs Florida Man
Roofer vs. Weather
Lightning is the performance review.
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No. 15 · Sticky Fingers
Five-Finger Discount Guy
If it is not bolted down, it is inventory.
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No. 16 · Neighborhood Watch
Big-Box Greeter Emeritus
Mayor of the shopping-cart republic.
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No. 17 · Fast Food Fiasco
Night-Shift Short-Order Cook
Three a.m. foreign policy.
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No. 18 · Love Gone Wrong
Couples-Counseling Defendant
Romance, then a case number.
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No. 19 · Neighborhood Watch
HOA Board President
Property lines are imaginary.
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No. 20 · Identity Crisis
Theme-Park Mascot (Off Clock)
Still in the suit. Wrong venue.
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No. 22 · Amateur Hour
Too-Good-to-Be-True Deal Coach
Too good is doing a lot of work.
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