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Stop the presses!One state. Endless questionable decisions.✦ 25 characters. Which one are you?

FloriDum follows the public record of America's weirdest peninsula. Browse the headlines, follow the original sources, or find the Florida Man filings that share your birthday.

Our 25 illustrated characters are satirical alter egos, not portraits of the people in the news. Birthday scores and character matches are entertainment, not judgments about you.

Categories and optional birthday scoring use Jev. Generative briefs use GLM 5.3 Flash. Always read the linked source for the original reporting.

We keep grave sexual violence off the public docket. Serious stories that remain are marked for care.