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Dec 12, 2025 · VICE

Florida Man Told Cops He ‘Teleported’ Into Stolen BMW Before High-Speed Crash

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Florida Man Claims He 'Teleported' Into Stolen BMW Before 130 MPH Crash. Shortly thereafter, the BMW was spotted tearing down the road at speeds ...

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