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Dec 9, 2025 · Yahoo

Florida man ‘teleports’ into stolen BMW—then crashes at 100+ mph in Volusia County, witnesses say

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Classic Florida Man drama unfolds in Volusia County: Calvin Curtis Johnson, 36, allegedly steals unlocked BMW from Bicentennial Park, crashes on ...

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