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Jan 23, 2026 · New York Post

Florida man charged with felony after allegedly hurling ketchup packet at good Samaritan

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A Florida man is facing up to five years behind bars after allegedly attacking a victim with an open ketchup packet at a bus station. Austin Simmons, ...

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