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Dec 11, 2025 · People.com

After Crashing Allegedly Stolen BMW, Fla. Man Tells Police He Was 'Teleported' Into Car

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A Florida man is facing charges after he allegedly stole a BMW, crashed it and told police he was "teleported" into the vehicle. Calvin Curtis ...

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