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Feb 5, 2026 · Complex

Police say a Florida man stole nearly $4000 in meat from two Publix stores, then tossed it after discovering his girlfriend with another man.

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Police say a Florida man stole nearly $4000 in meat from two Publix stores, then tossed it after discovering his girlfriend with another man.

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