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Dec 10, 2025 · FOX 35 Orlando

Man claimed he ‘teleported’ into stolen BMW before 130 mph crash, deputies say

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A Florida man accused of stealing a BMW convertible and crashing it at high speed told Volusia County deputies he had “teleported" into the car, ...

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