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Dec 10, 2025 · Fox News

Florida man allegedly crashes stolen BMW, gives bizarre explanation to deputies: 'I teleported'

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A Florida man faces grand theft charges after stealing a BMW from Bicentennial Park and crashing at 130 mph, claiming he teleported into the ...

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