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Jan 29, 2026 · WPLG Local 10

Florida man caught in ‘sexual performance’ with vacuum, deputies say

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A central Florida man was arrested this week after he was caught engaging in a “sexual performance” with a vacuum cleaner, sheriff's deputies say.

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