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Jul 24, 2023 · The New Yorker

Unskilled Florida Man Regrets Missing Out on Being Enslaved

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TALLAHASSEE (The Borowitz Report)—An unskilled Florida man said that he deeply regrets having missed out on the opportunity to be a slave.

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