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Feb 15, 2026 · Yahoo Finance

Meet Florida Man 2.0: the executive working to replace retirees and Disney tourists with Fortune 500 HQs

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The new “Florida Man” wears a suit, works in finance or tech, and likely used to live in the Northeast. This is the archetype Mike Simas, president of ...

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