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Oct 9, 2025 · The Independent

Florida man tried to smuggle a thermos into jail by putting it up his rectum, sheriff says

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A Florida man tried to smuggle a thermos into jail by “putting it up his exit ramp,” according to a local sheriff. Walter Frymire, 51, was ...

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